July 2010
1 post
Jul 4th
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June 2008
3 posts
Yummmmmm
Dear World Tomato’s, I have just eaten a tomato. I have heard all about your war again the humans which have consumed your kin for generation. Well I hereby let you know that I wil not stand for your mutiny nor your alliance (For the HORDE!!) with salmonella. I will put an end to this one tomato at a time…. but just in case I will be in the bathroom.
Jun 12th
#8
Back in NYC to start my next rotation after a 2 week hiatus. Not looking forward to this one at all, but one more after this and I’m…. well, I just have to get there.
Jun 2nd
Jun 2nd
May 2008
1 post
May 26th
March 2008
6 posts
Mar 21st
Are we that lazy
While at the office, and by that I mean Labor and delivery, doing my 24 hour (27 really) shift I was needed to scrub into a C-section. In order to get ready I made my way in to the OR area to get the hat and booty thingys I need to wear. To get there you have to pass through 2 large divider doors. I grabbed the handle and pulled it open, entering the cold and dimly lit hallway of the operation...
Mar 21st
Fish with legs
Please look into this. http://www.expelledthemovie.com/?utm_source=msn&utm_medium=ppc Then read this, by Roger Moore http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment_movies_blog/2008/02/is-ben-stein-th.html Interesteing, follow the embedded links for more.
Mar 21st
Really....
Perhaps you should look at the time that this post was…well, posted. It is not 5:22PM, a time which would be common place and not at all blog worthy. But alas it is 5:22AM. AM as in the morning, as in “why the hell am I up!” Will I ever remember writing this? Will I remember to spell check this, since I am sure that I must spell as well as the baby I just C-sectioned. I am,...
Mar 21st
Mar 10th
Ewwwww, grossss
While on rotations I tend to see some gross and disturbing things. Surgeries, injuries, etc. Today I saw something the churned my stomach.  I had to opportunity to scrub into a C-section today. A small baby ripped and cut out of another person. Alot of blood and even more fluid. But that’s not the gross one! That prize goes to the women on the subway, at the height of rush hour, CUTTING...
Mar 10th
February 2008
4 posts
“I wanna see a tornado in real life, it will be the most fun crapping my pants...”
– Danielle, when talking about the London earthquake.
Feb 27th
“AHHHH, My Little FIngers!!!”
– Yells Danielle as she stretches, waving her fingers in the air.
Feb 23rd
Feb 22nd
Check the Weather channel first
I get an email from Pace last night saying that Pace U will be closed on Friday (today) due to the weather. Great, Awesome! If classes are cancelled I don’t have to go to my Clinical that day, aka, day off to do nothing.  After preparing not to work in the morning I head to bed with peace of mind… until I wake up. There’s only about 4 inches (MAX) of snow on the ground. To me...
Feb 22nd